Long Island Press has written a humorous story of the best Jack Bauer quotes to use in conversation.
When in an Elevator
“Earlier today I shot my old partner, a friend of mine, because he tried to stop me from doing what I have to do. Don’t think for a second that I won’t do that to you.”
When Waiting at the Laundromat
“You probably don’t think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I’d hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful.”
When Negotiating a Lease Agreement
“I have killed two people since midnight, I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe… maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are right now.”
Check out the entire list at LongIslandPress.